One night, a husband and wife were getting int*mate in bed. Suddenly, the wife stopped and said, "I'm sorry honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to make sure I'm fresh and clean." The husband, feeling a little hurt, replied, "Does that mean you don't like my kisses down there?" The wife smiled sweetly and said, "No, dear. It's just like how you wash your hands before eating a sandwich." The husband chuckled and said, "Oh, I see. Well, in that case, you're lucky I don't put mayonnaise on mine."