Funny Joke: My wife and i were in bed watching tv.

 My wife and I are watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started.