Funny joke: A husband and wife were having an argument in bed

 

One day, a husband and wife were having an argument in bed. The husband turned to his wife and said, "You know what's wrong with our sex life? It's like the stock market. Up, down, all over the place." The wife rolled her eyes and replied, "Really? That's the best analogy you can come up with?" The husband thought for a moment and said, "Okay, how about this? Our sex life is like a rollercoaster. There are highs and lows, twists and turns, and sometimes it makes us want to scream." The wife smirked and said, "Well, if our sex life is a rollercoaster, then I think I'm ready to get off the ride." The husband looked disappointed and said, "But baby, you can't get off the ride until it's over." The wife replied, "Oh, it's over all right. It's been over for a while now. I just haven't told you yet.