.png)
A husband and wife were in bed getting frisky when the wife suddenly stopped and said, "Honey, we need to talk about something."
The husband was concerned and asked, "What is it?"
The wife responded, "I just realized that our love life has become a little predictable. We always do the same thing. So, let's try something new."
The husband was excited and asked, "What do you have in mind?"
The wife said, "Well, let's do something we've never done before. Let's make love in the park!"
The husband was hesitant and said, "I don't know, what if someone sees us?"
The wife replied, "Don't worry, we'll just do it behind a tree or something."
So, they went to the park and found a secluded spot behind a tree. They started getting frisky, but just as they were really getting into it, a police officer showed up and asked, "What are you two doing here?"
The husband responded, "We're just making love in the park."
The police officer was surprised and said, "That's illegal! You'll have to come with me."
The husband was confused and asked, "What's the charge?"
The police officer replied, "Impersonating a tree!